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Why read Smartass Detective Novels?

 

1. They’re more fun than the TV guide

2. They're not a pretentious as scholarly journals

3. They're just as reliable as the National Inquirer

 

 

Recipe for a Velveeta Loca Weekend: 

 

1. A cheap ticket to the Florida Keys

2. A brick of quality processed cheese food

3. The Tucker James Mystery Hunter’s Paradise

 

 
Text Box: Okay, I can admit it now, I am a sucker for schmaltzy Christmas stories. You know the kind —Miss Marple takes a steamship trip to the south of France, during which seven people are brutality murdered—God bless us everyone. Thank God Joan Hickson is there to solve the dastardly deed. This year Tucker will join the ranks of the holiday crime solvers in a FREE story written specifically for his faithful readers. It will be released as an e-novel on December 25th and starting the summer, we will provide periodic updates on the story , but without giving anything away. Okay here’s a hint ...someone is killed. Oh man, I hope I didn’t say too much. Text Box: Tucker’s Schmaltzy Christmas Story Text Box: Richard D Lennox Text Box: Got any comments or special requests for our webpage or the Tucker James series. We’d love to hear from you. The fact is that we don’t have many friends and spend way too much time waiting for the “you've got mail” announcement. Just kidding. But we do like to shoot the breeze about smartass mysteries and Genesee Cream Ale. Just send it same way as above. Text Box: Drop us a note

“I hate all students. In fact, I carry an antihistamine in my wallet in case one of the little bastards brushes up against me.”

 

Dr. Tucker James:  Below the Frost Line